There Are No Theists in Plagues

Hello,

First and foremost, I’d like to express my gratitude at being able to deliver this address to you and the members of your team. Sadly, I am unable to travel from London at this time, but I hope that the oration of this letter suffices to get my point across to those in attendance.

In the fall of 2018 I was moving into my new apartment nearby my university. It was a clear, sunny day and all of my possessions were loaded into the back of my brother’s truck. I was optimistic about my new roommate. As I knocked on the door I heard a country accent…